The Compleat List Of Liberal Debating Rules:


01>Always bring up the Administrations relationship to the oil business, 
under all circumstances.

02>Call your opponent a zionist each and every time the media is 
mentioned in any way shape or form.

03>Claim your opponent is a slave to the Jews, and his country is ruled 
by the Jews.

04>Call your opponents nazis or fascists or quote any nazi you can find a 
quote from.  Doesn't matter what it is, it may deflect the argument for a 
moment.

05>Call your opponent a zionist fascist or a fascist Jew.  It might 
confuse him momentarily, letting you claim that you've won.

06>Post many copy-n-paste articles from the liberal press instead of 
actually replying.

07>Quote Robert Fisk articles and portray them as being the word of God.

08>Claim that America kills billions of babies every year instead of 
answering any questions.

09>Change the subject each and every time you post.

10>Always state that your opponent is ignorant and stupid.

11>Begin a sentence with "Obviously" when the sentence is very vague.

12>When all else fails, insist that your opponent is a liar.  Use lots of 
exclamation points and all caps if possible.

13>Always claim that if chemical weapons are found in Iraq, the CIA put 
them there; if none are found then America is evil.

14>WMD's can include small arms munitions, any size bomb, and even knives 
when arguing with a conservative.

15>Repeat each point that you know is an outright lie at least fifty 
times.  If your opponent stops responding thinking you're an idiot, you 
can claim victory.

16>Always claim that Al Gore *really* won the last election and that Bush 
isn't really the president.

17>State the wildest scientific claims with authority, and then demand 
that your opponent prove you are wrong.

18>State *any* position with authority and then demand that your opponent 
prove you wrong.

19>Insist that you're not a socialist, but a traditional old-time 
Democrat, at all times.

20>Mentioning one wounded child against years of Sadaaaam's brutality 
means you've proved America is evil.

21>Stamp your feet a lot.

22>Claim that Bush is the anti-Christ, and demand that he be impeached 
when confronted with any fact whatsoever.

23>Change any and all financial and budgetary figures to prove your 
claims.  Insist that some think-tank derived the figures from years of 
hard research.

24>Always artfully re-arrange words when quoting conservatives, and then 
insist that's what they originally wrote.

25>If any opponent even hints at having any religious beliefs, 
immediately insist they are part of the far far religious right.

26>Get to know other on-line liberals and play tag-team-posting in an 
attempt to confuse your opponents.

27>Change your on-line identity often if conservatives start to killfile 
you.

28>Make up a politically correct ancestry for yourself, and then claim 
all white Americans are evil.

29>If your opponent makes a point that you can't refute, claim that he is 
a slave-holder.

30>You get brownie points for each time you call an opponent a redneck, a 
hick, trailer-trash or a cracker.

31>Never under any circumstances admit to a mistake or admit anything you 
said was ever wrong.

32>Always spell America with one or more KKKs.  It proves that you're 
very hip and with-it.

33>Polls are *always* correct when they support your views and *always* 
wrong when they support your opponents views.

34>Insist that Bill Clinton was the greatest American president of all 
time, and the economy immediately collapsed the day he left office.

35>When talking about any type of genocide, always claim that the 
Republicans completely wiped the native population of both north and 
south America.

36>Claim that all tax-cuts benefit the rich and hurt the poor.  Or that 
any change in taxes by conservatives is always bad.

37>Quote Molly Ivins articles and portray them as being the word of God.




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