| Subject: Re: Liberal Debating Rules |
| From: miso@sushi.com (miso) |
| Date: 24/10/2003, 09:17 |
| Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51 |
Gee, this sounds like the kind of bullshit Limbaugh puts out when he
OD's on oxycontin (a daily occurence). In fact, I bet Limbaugh is
behind this list. Perhaps Bill Bennet will give me the odds. Now
excuse me, but I need to check my naked Dr. Laura photos before
shutting down the PC for the night.
BTW, nobody would bring up the oil connections if they weren't true!
"Mr_Blonde@ReservoirDogs.com" <Mr_Blonde@ReservoirDogs.com> wrote in message news:<Xns9419A8C47EB07MrBlondeReservoirDog@151.164.30.92>...
The Compleat List Of Liberal Debating Rules:
01>Always bring up the Administrations relationship to the oil business,
under all circumstances.
02>Call your opponent a zionist each and every time the media is
mentioned in any way shape or form.
03>Claim your opponent is a slave to the Jews, and his country is ruled
by the Jews.
04>Call your opponents nazis or fascists or quote any nazi you can find a
quote from. Doesn't matter what it is, it may deflect the argument for a
moment.
05>Call your opponent a zionist fascist or a fascist Jew. It might
confuse him momentarily, letting you claim that you've won.
06>Post many copy-n-paste articles from the liberal press instead of
actually replying.
07>Quote Robert Fisk articles and portray them as being the word of God.
08>Claim that America kills billions of babies every year instead of
answering any questions.
09>Change the subject each and every time you post.
10>Always state that your opponent is ignorant and stupid.
11>Begin a sentence with "Obviously" when the sentence is very vague.
12>When all else fails, insist that your opponent is a liar. Use lots of
exclamation points and all caps if possible.
13>Always claim that if chemical weapons are found in Iraq, the CIA put
them there; if none are found then America is evil.
14>WMD's can include small arms munitions, any size bomb, and even knives
when arguing with a conservative.
15>Repeat each point that you know is an outright lie at least fifty
times. If your opponent stops responding thinking you're an idiot, you
can claim victory.
16>Always claim that Al Gore *really* won the last election and that Bush
isn't really the president.
17>State the wildest scientific claims with authority, and then demand
that your opponent prove you are wrong.
18>State *any* position with authority and then demand that your opponent
prove you wrong.
19>Insist that you're not a socialist, but a traditional old-time
Democrat, at all times.
20>Mentioning one wounded child against years of Sadaaaam's brutality
means you've proved America is evil.
21>Stamp your feet a lot.
22>Claim that Bush is the anti-Christ, and demand that he be impeached
when confronted with any fact whatsoever.
23>Change any and all financial and budgetary figures to prove your
claims. Insist that some think-tank derived the figures from years of
hard research.
24>Always artfully re-arrange words when quoting conservatives, and then
insist that's what they originally wrote.
25>If any opponent even hints at having any religious beliefs,
immediately insist they are part of the far far religious right.
26>Get to know other on-line liberals and play tag-team-posting in an
attempt to confuse your opponents.
27>Change your on-line identity often if conservatives start to killfile
you.
28>Make up a politically correct ancestry for yourself, and then claim
all white Americans are evil.
29>If your opponent makes a point that you can't refute, claim that he is
a slave-holder.
30>You get brownie points for each time you call an opponent a redneck, a
hick, trailer-trash or a cracker.
31>Never under any circumstances admit to a mistake or admit anything you
said was ever wrong.
32>Always spell America with one or more KKKs. It proves that you're
very hip and with-it.
33>Polls are *always* correct when they support your views and *always*
wrong when they support your opponents views.
34>Insist that Bill Clinton was the greatest American president of all
time, and the economy immediately collapsed the day he left office.
35>When talking about any type of genocide, always claim that the
Republicans completely wiped the native population of both north and
south America.
36>Claim that all tax-cuts benefit the rich and hurt the poor. Or that
any change in taxes by conservatives is always bad.
37>Quote Molly Ivins articles and portray them as being the word of God.
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