| Subject: Re: "Moon" walks in perspective . . |
| From: Pat Flannery |
| Date: 11/11/2003, 09:01 |
| Newsgroups: sci.physics,uk.sci.astronomy,alt.conspiracy.area51,alt.sci.planetary |
Rick Sobie wrote:
But then one evening, I was walking and the same thing happened.
I thought it must just be coincindence.
Except that it happens every time.
Examine the street light carefully; see if there is some sort of serial
number plaque on it...see if the number on that plaque is "666" by any
chance.
I was going to limit this to sci.space.history; but since this appears
to be a challenge that needs taking up of some sort; here's the Guth Story:
It all started when Brad was just a kid; he had been outside talking to
the cloud animals, and carefully writing down what they said back to
him...suddenly, one of the cloud animals threw a lightning bolt at him,
striking him in the head....at the same moment, a black Cadillac skidded
to a halt next to him- the strange purplish glow of its interior
illuminating the two occupants with a sickly pallor.
"Help me..." Brad gasped, his forehead riven by the thunderbolt, his
brainwaves tied in a square-knot.
Two figures emerged into the light of day from the car; both were
dressed entirely in black, and wore dark sunglasses.
"The planet Venus is more often mistaken for a UFO than any other object
in the sky." -said the first.
Brad, not knowing quite what to make of this in his electrically-dazed
state, asked: "Could you take me to the hospital?"
"I'm glad you phrased that as a question." -said the second- "After a
few X-rays....and a little radiation therapy.....they'll know
_exactly_
what to do with you."
And this was the answer to the question: "How did Brad Guth's boyhood
jeopardy bring him into contact with the future Governor of Minnesota?"
Pat