In article <vrt82hnic7gv8c@corp.supernews.com>, kissmyredwhite&blueass says...

Thanks for such a factual post.  This agrees with the kind of doses
scientists that study radiation calculate the astronauts got.

Let me tell you a little story...

You know, I had often heard, that quite a few people in the
USA believed that the moon was made of cheese.

Now I assumed that this was one of those craank polls
during the silly season, just for fun and that the people
had replied 'yes' just for fun. Given the absurdity of the thing.

And you would think so. At least a rational man in control of
his senses and faculties in general would think so.

Take a look at these images from Clementine from the Navy mil site.

http://www.cmf.nrl.navy.mil/clementine/clem_collect/tycho.html

Notice the center image, where Tycho crater, is in fact made of
regular shaped polygons. Small ones, that in a grid, that is 
independant of the topography of the crater itself.

The Navy mentions this anomalie as being peculiar and it is not
an artifact of the camera or anything like that, it is the structure
of the moon itself.


Well you can imagine my surprise, when lo and behold, after doing
a little research, I did find evidence that indeed, the moon
is made of Swiss chees.

In fact, within Tycho itself, is a Swiss Chalet, which can clearly
be seen, and indeed, even Hans the cheese maker himself can be 
seen popping his head up for a photo op, as Clementine goes by.
(Just above left of the chalet)

http://www.lunaranomalies.com/images/village.jpg

Here is a high res image of what appears to be looking up
Han's nose again from Clementine and coourtesy of Navy mil.
http://www.cmf.nrl.navy.mil/clementine/select_img/hires.html

Now some of you may remember that Arthur C. Clark did a movie 2001 
and in that movie, on the side of Tycho crater they found an 
obelisque. Which was put there by ET's and gave off a piercing
sound when disturbed and yada yada yada

Now one mans piercing sound, is another mans yodelling,
and I submit, that in fact, what they heard, was Mrs. Hans,
making choclate in the Chalet, and yodelling to pass the time.

Now although this looks like some sort of triangle obelisque...
http://www.cmf.nrl.navy.mil/clementine/select_img/tycho1.html
that is merely a trick of light, as everyone knows the obelisque
in 2001 was rectangular.

Now when I first saw this image, I thought this is most likely 
some sort of cheeze cutter or pie server or perhaps an entranceway 
into the wine cellar.

But looking further, at another angle, I was able to see that in fact,
what looks like some sort of left over pile of honeycomb cereal, 
is merely a cross section of the Swiss cheese itself, exposed, 
where a slice had been taken for sampling.
http://www.cmf.nrl.navy.mil/clementine/select_img/tychom.html


So there you have it.

The moon is made of Swiss cheese. But wait there is more.

Now you might say, how on earth, could a chunk of Swiss
Cheese be there?

Well that part at least appears to be self evident.

Clearly what has happened, is that a small crumb of cheese
has fallen from a table, and has gotten mixed into a
dustbunny, and has been swept seritipitously (sp) under
the fridge.

Ourselves, living here on what appears to be yet another
minute table scrap, were fortunate enough, to be part
of a droplet of water. And together with the scrap
of cheese, and the entire dustbunny itself, are at present,
still zooming at incredible speed, under some gigantic 
refrigerator.

But if you try and tell someone, they will never believe it.