Another good trick is to take the battery out of the pager he carries
to alert him that a kidney donor has been found.


Karl Morgan <Karlmo@roogerssnet.org> wrote in message news:<k4lhuv8kq82pkls2rcnp9hr8c6i7euck8o@4ax.com>...

My buddy came clean and said that he never even went to Area 51.  He
bought the shirt online.  THe handwritten receipt from the Area 51
gift shop was forged.  What an asshole.  

Don't feel bad for me, though.  I got even with him.  I slashed the
tires of the ambulance he drives.