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NASA has announced their plans to send a manned mission
to the Sun. Senior NASA engineers have tested old suits
designed with a layer of radiation-proof fabric similar 
to that worn by Apollo "moonwalkers", over a third of a
century ago at a time when Dr. Timothy Leary was typing    
the first words out on his new invention that he called
the "word processor", a typewriter-like qwerty keyboard  
plugged into a mainframe computer that Leary said would
allow the typist to type and correct errors using a CRT
display, with bright green letters on a dark green back-  
ground. Leary predicted that his new invention would be
come popular with writers of every ilk someday when com-
puters would be made smaller, faster, & more affordable.
Leary demonstrated his device by printing out his words
on a large dot-matrix printing machine that punches out
dots in the basic shapes of letters using a ribbon like
any common typewriter. Iron Butterfly's newest hit song 
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" could be heard on Leary's AM radio. 

So dig it baby. It's soooo heavy and groovy that NASA's
hip to reviving their far out Apollo program so men can 
walk on the Sun just like they did the Moon. When asked
how they will keep their sunwalkers cool in the hot sun,
NASA proudly exclaims "that's simple, we'll go at night
and splashdown before sunrise".."in order to save money   
we plan to use the very same pressure suits worn by our 
grandfathers to walk on the Moon, since if it worked on
the Moon it'll damn sure keep keep our Apollo crew cool 
and comfortable while lollygagging around and playing 9   
holes of golf on the Sun's dark side. We're not sure if
our American flag is going to flutter in the solar wind,
so we plan to starch it and maybe use a little wire for 
support. Otherwise, people are gonna think we hoaxed it 
like our grandfathers did at Area 51" "tune in, turn on
and drop out"...peace love dope...wow, like, bummer man,
we need to score some acid to take with us on our trip".  

Daniel Joseph Min

*All Apollo Moon Missions Were Unmanned:  
 http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=VTKA4X1O37500.9704861111@Gilgamesh-frog.org

*Uncensored Apollo Moon Hoax Bookmarks: 
 http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7RL5KJIX37499.1691435185@Gilgamesh-frog.org
 
*Min's $10,000 Reward For Astronomers:
 http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=ZZ5B1I2037855.1969907407@Gilgamesh-frog.org 

*Min's Interlinear Translation of the Apocalypse:
 http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=N8G8XLYW37986.0680439815@Gilgamesh-Frog.org  

*Min's Newsgroup-Archived Home Page On The World Wide Web: 
 http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=5YTK57VH37948.6355092593@Gilgamesh-frog.org

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