Do you feel a little bit pukey this morning? do you have aches and pains all
over? You may have been exposed to contras in your lifetime and you may need
medical help. Please call your military representative in Congress at (888)
999-9999 and set up an appointment for your Confessional. When your
appointment has been honorable finished, you will be given a prescription to
remove the cause of your discomfort.

Sincerely,


The Party of Ra