It is not a very well know fact, but the sweep of the Oscars by Lord of the
Rings: The Return of the King, this year was a Hollywood rebuke to Mel
Gibson's Contra propraganda film, The Passion of the Christ. Image what next
year's Oscar Night will sound like if Billy Crystal does not get a Federal
injunction against being it's host.

Best worms served up in a Camel motion picture: Mel Gibson: Producer.

Best Mel Gibson prision meal served up in a Camel motion picture: Mel
Gibson: Producer.

Best Jesus served up in a Camel motion picture: Mel Gibson: Producer.

Best King Harrod served up in a Hollywood motion picture: Mel Gibson:
Producer.

Best Portrayal of a spineless, weak, and docile Roman Empire: Mel Gibson:
Producer.