EWJ: 60 billion years ago, where was your head at?
GOD: I was flat on my back without a spoke in my brain.
EWJ: You have evolved since then, I would assume?
GOD: Remarkably!
EWJ: You must have seen millions of alien civilizations rise and fall. What 
is the common denominator between them all?
GOD: War and Peace!
EWJ: Heavy Dama, huh?
GOD: You would not believe it!
continued .........