HEY!  THE DREAMING WORKS!  LOOK AT THE JUICY GOSSIP I GOT!

JESSICA SIMPSON IS BEING 'BROKEN' SO AS TO BE 'MADE READY' TO DATE THE
COWARD TOM CRUISE!

HER SELF ESTEEM IS BEING RIPPED TO PIECES ON PURPOSE VIA THAT SHOW
'NEWLY WEDS' AND THAT

FOOL NICK LACKEY IS IN THE 'KNOW' ABOUT THIS!

USE THE DREAMING GUYS, IT WORKS!

"THE DREAMWORLD IS REAL"

PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DREAMS!

-MORPHEUS