Gee, every store I shop at seems to want this money stuff that you claim 
isn't real.  In the event that you get some of this money that isn't real, 
please give it to me...I know how to make use of it.<<

Yes, people and stores want this money, BUT, it's absolutely worthless. 
Tell me something John, how much gold/silver backs up one, just one, Federal 
Reserve note?