In one age, called the Second Age by some,
   (an Age yet to come, an Age long past)
      someone claiming to be israel t wrote
         in message <877jm6t6zm.fsf@kafka.homenet>: 
  

whofan <whofan@netscape.net> writes:

The explosions of nukes that we see are carefully designed special
effects
done using the same technology that was used to simulate the fake moon landing.

Psssst.....here's a tip for ya:   the internet is fake too ;^)

Now go put your tinfoil hat back on and make sure it's tight.

Exploding nukes in the atmosphere would have made the air catch fire, thus killing everyone.

Of course it would -- the folks down at Stan's told him so...

The fact that you are alive ( although semi-sentinent would be a better description of
your state ) proves that nukes are fake.

Q.E.D