How about an office party?  You know, we met the deadline
in getting the UFO body work done, so its off to Napa to
do some wine tasting paid for by "the company".

-john-

    You obviously never worked for,with, or around  "The Company".
    (Note the use of caps, BTW. The 2nd strike againest you).

1. You may take pleasure *from* your work, but never *with* your work.

     Hence, you may delight in tossing VC Prisoners out of Hueys while
     "Interrogating" them - But you would never toss your ex-wife out
      of one.

2. Everyone knows Company Men only drink Scotch, Bourbon, or Rye -
     And only from a hip flask carried in the trenchcoat. *IF*, and I
     say IF, glasses are around you may use ice cubes as well. No
     other form of dilution is allowed. First lesson at The Farm.

                          Andrew