| Subject: Re: US ARMY US ARMY URGENT! Secret alien encrypted message US ARMY US ARMY |
| From: Koos van Stroopwaffel |
| Date: 30/03/2005, 09:26 |
| Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51 |
A pitifully clueless person posting as "Eirik Wixøe Svela" whilst
located in Norway, but signing its posts as "Sargeant F. Y. Pepper,
US Army, Pacific Base", wrote:
NNTP-Posting-Host: 83.108.182.75
X-Trace: news4.ulv.nextra.no 1111522060 83.108.182.75
Path: ...!newsfeed1.e.nsc.no!news4.e.nsc.no.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail
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You are posting from Norway.
Our government
Do you mean the Norwegian government or the US government?
can't seem to decrypt this, and has begun leaking it out
to underground hacker milieaus, hoping that they can solve this mystery.
This has all the credibility of a 9 Kroner banknote from the Bank of
Alfheim.
Can you?
What does it say? What could the aliens be trying to tell us?
Here goes:
-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
Version: GnuPG v1.2.2 (OpenBSD)
Strange how those aliens are using OpenBSD and GnuPG v1.2.2,
exactly the same as the OP.
hM4DEBGXCFcUhWcQAwCK8c5I19+2+oEL+fL+JRElU+aT5zgczyYuzmQLBkyy6Ies
hxIpUb5EjVLVnkNNUanDuYmCs4sFUhb05WCQNvdolYsoHW7vww9tTV0BqtYzMepG
S5KjVCPfAhj4nep/s3gDAJRfwpmg3l6CvnBlE/lwvne4oHa4swpLPG0aGH3iYPiC
LS9av5oFtmPAAXhSHjiaNq5RxOIOeCtUuA1VN1DVY8bGSyVuIEfUSEQoVGcSAlg3
ckXScS4cSLqXAzTfKWim4NJrARS9BzQPb5EkYl/5nGs3knnpad+aB5EQ+BlrJEuU
qechz5Tb6L6Om+gfUUtX/JnLDpVeEU7HyU7fI3IrHQb536G/8FjS2elpWvAJvtXH
gfoj3W0NkME10I7TFkjQgiRtLDE5ixwqKn4aLLE=
=lBN/
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----
Here's my secret key if any of you people know what it's for and
know how to use it. I don't, but I have some kind of program
in my e-mail application(Outlook Express) that uses it.
-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
Version: GnuPG v1.2.2 (OpenBSD)
hM4DEBGXCFcUhWcQAwCK8c5I19+2+oEL+fL+JRElU+aT5zgczyYuzmQLBkyy6Ies
hxIpUb5EjVLVnkNNUanDuYmCs4sFUhb05WCQNvdolYsoHW7vww9tTV0BqtYzMepG
S5KjVCPfAhj4nep/s3gDAJRfwpmg3l6CvnBlE/lwvne4oHa4swpLPG0aGH3iYPiC
LS9av5oFtmPAAXhSHjiaNq5RxOIOeCtUuA1VN1DVY8bGSyVuIEfUSEQoVGcSAlg3
ckXScS4cSLqXAzTfKWim4NJrARS9BzQPb5EkYl/5nGs3knnpad+aB5EQ+BlrJEuU
qechz5Tb6L6Om+gfUUtX/JnLDpVeEU7HyU7fI3IrHQb536G/8FjS2elpWvAJvtXH
gfoj3W0NkME10I7TFkjQgiRtLDE5ixwqKn4aLLE=
=lBN/
Strange how "Eirik Wixøe Svela", alias "Sargeant F. Y. Pepper",
has the exact same secret key as the alien's secret message.
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----
Hoping for fast response! URGENT!
Go ask the NSA, which has better code-breaking machines than
those "underground hacker milieaus" can afford.
Sincerely
Sargeant F. Y. Pepper
Do I assume that you cannot spell your rank, "sergeant"?
US Army
Pacific Base
You are posting from Norway, and Norway is a very long way from the
Pacific. I suggest you take some geography lessons, "sargeant" or
"sergeant".