On 11 May 2005 14:57:34 -0700, rem460@aol.com wrote:

Update from The REAL Galactic Federation
    April 26, 2005
Communicated thru Sheldan Nidle of The Planetary Activation Org.
    http://www.paoweb.com/updates.htm

    Greetings, dear Hearts! 

Arrrrrrrr! Me Hearties!
Oh, look, th' Galactic Federation an' th' Sirians, that ben watchin'
Earth from two mother ships fer o'er 900,000 voyages, enjoy a good
pirate sayin'... Quote: "to use a most apt Earth proverb, Strike while
the iron is hot" 

Ya scurvy horn swogglin curs who ortin' t' be keel hauled!