Subject: The Celestrial Kingdom of Heaven: The Satirical Pope
From: "Sokar949" <Sokar949@msn.com>
Date: 12/05/2005, 07:20
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51

I went to the Campus of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
today, and the place looked like it had been hit by a demon plague. I was
walking by a fraternity house and a person sitting on the porch said hello
to me in a wierd sort of way. This had never happened to me before, so I
felt that something strange was going on here. I checked out the campus, and
the people there were in some kind of demonic posession. The only real thing
that I noticed that was really wrong was that a resurrection oblisk had
become larger than the one that replaced it.  I also noticed that a Civil
War Memorial had a wreith of flowers sitting in front of it. This was rather
odd, Lincoln, THE FIFTEENTH PRESENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN, had
settled this score long time ago. The War of Independence against a Yankee
Dictatorship, Tutu loving President was fought and lost by the South.

Resurrection Monument + Flowers of Confederacy + Queer Jehovah/Jesus F16
Fighter insigna means that Jesus/David/Soloman is to rise from the dead and
lead the South in Battle Against the Fourth Reich Yankee Government of the
North.

F16+F14 means that the government will win the war against
Jesus/David/Soloman.

F16-F1 means that the government will lose this war against
Jesus/David/Soloman and the South and the North shall become independent
again against tyranny and evil in a corrupt form of government.


Do you accept the Satirical Pope F14 Nero in the time travel as your
Presidential Commander in Chief? We need to win this war against the faggot
kingdom of heaven and against demonic possession of our your youth.

Tomorrow is a good time to die for a cause bigger than yourself.