In case you are wondering, George W Bush gets to live out the rest of his 
Groundhog Day Presidency as Queen for a Day, a popular TV show in the 50's. 
Of course there is alway a chance that someone may shake hands with him and 
then his daytime tv show will come to an end. So, like Howard Hughes, he 
will probably develop a hand washing ritual and never shake hands with 
anyone, ever again!

Queens don't like to be touched, so that is prefectly ok, as far English 
Royalty is concerned. They get as queer as they like in England, and the 
British don't seem to mind at all.