Bullishit! Bullishit! Bullishit! You can smell it from miles away!
These people have stun guns, lasers, and tele transporters.
That's how they can put up cut outs of elephants at idle airports
and evade the outmoded police equipment.  Some have modified their Treo
650's IR beam to cut through chainlink fences. No need to carry the
Nokia 9500 as a heavy brick to bonk someone on the head