On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:55:18 -0500, "Dave Bethke"
<dbethke@houston.rr.com> wrote:

"Lumpy" <lumpy@digitalcartography.com> wrote

Yes. They moved the secret operations to an underwater
location near San Clemente Island. The Janets and
white busses that now travel to the "old" area 51
are taking contractors there. They're building a
Super Wal Mart.

"Blue Light special on aisle 51.  Sport Model Saucer now 25% off regular 
price".

But it's going to take some time to get used to the Zeta Reticulan greeters 
at the door.

their automotive /  garage specials are great as well ....... I took
my   Centarui - 5000  saucer in for it's 3500 light year plasma change
and tune up  of the graviton generator.  nice long landing strip ,
comfortable underground  lounge , and  the head  mechanic " Bob "  ( L
) is a whiz  on these little sport models to boot.