I was looking up a new story related to some dufus cop chasing a cow
at the county fair in Sacramento and found this news story:
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Middleton, Ohio - Middleton Ohio police say they received numerous
calls about a cow stampeding through a busy intersection over the
weekend. When officers showed up they found a woman, dressed as a cow
chasing children, threatening police, and even "relieving" herself on
someone's porch.

Michelle Allen was booked for disorderly conduct. Police say her
erratic behavior didn't stop there.

She allegedly refused to take off the cow suit, went to court dressed
as a cow, and then suggested the court do something provocative with
the cow suit udders.

Major Mark Hoffman / Middletown Police Dept. "We think she may have
been engaged in some promotional activities. Another employee came to
reposes the cow mask."

Allen is now serving a 30 day sentence and at last check she was still
refusing to take off the cow suit.

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I don't suggest trying to cross the Groom Lake border in a cow suit,
even though cattle do have free reign of the forbidden territory. Your
risk is being er um greeted by one of the bulls. Now wearing a bull
suit is another story, just as long as you don't attempt to be the
alpha bull.

The cow cams are a better idea, though retrieving the camera from the
back of the cow can be difficult at times.