Subject: Dog Fight Joke. 
June 5, 2011.

  Here is a joke that Ralph Squire told at our meeting at this home and
another person sent the joke to me.

....................................................
....................................................

Dog Fight
B-sh and Osama decided to settle the w-r once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had
ever seen.  Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could
get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bu-h showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bus- because
there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog.  When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.  Osama's
dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund.
But when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and
consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to -ush, shaking his
head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," said B-sh. "We had Michael J-ckson's plastic surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."

John Winston.  johnfw@mole.com