"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message 
news:r3shk8t21c62k1q9s39uhfp4qbfrid3v8u@4ax.com...

AREA-51 U.S. Military Bases with McDonald's, KFC, Starbucks, Subway,
an Irish pub with notorious fried pickles, and multiple bars...

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2013/03/18/administration-unleashes-food-police-on-the-u-s-military/

Irish pubs !!!
I'm There !!!

Nar, actually, no smokes, no beers, for me for the past week,
I honestly quit!
I feel great!
Enjoying an amazing salad today.
I feel like the Mothman Ultraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Aliens
after drinking a big serving of Human woman's blood.

P.S.
Hilarious Fun UseNet NewsGroups Thread !!!

http://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.skeptic/1MknI2EHROY/4O5YCSbPEs8J

I can't wait to see Hagar's reply.

OK, how about "The Dingbat Cave".

It fits his persona and his New Hampshire environment.