"Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote

Here are the facts:

BENTWATERS SOLDIER SAW INSIDE SUPER-SECRET VAULT

[snipped]

Now CNI News has learned of a U.S. soldier who was stationed at Bentwaters

some

years after the famous 1980 events, but who saw several things that lend

strong

credence to the strange claims associated with the base.  This soldier

prefers

that his name not be used in this story, but he has communicated under his

own

name with CNI News editor Michael Lindemann.

That's CNI News. Not to be confused with CNN News, CNI Newspapers, any one
of several other companies called CNI News or in fact any other conventional
news-gathering organization.
CNI in this case stands for Contact with Non-human Intelligence, and "News
Editor" Michael Lindemann was the sole member. CNI News was a subscription
newsletter he wrote about UFOs and related stuff, which ceased some time
around 2000.

Concerning his military background, the soldier says: "I entered the

service in

1983 and was assigned to RAF Bentwaters in 1984.  I was involved in

nuclear

weapons...

So this guy enlisted in the USAF, went through training, and less than a
year later he's already a Sergeant and is trusted with the keys securing the
"proof" about UFOs? Can anyone else smell a pork pie here?

Here is the soldier's account of his extraordinary experience in "the

vault" at

Bentwaters, where apparently something very interesting and very secret is
hidden.

[snipped]

"Inside this bunker is a vault with two combinations and two locks.

Because of

regulations, no one person can have access to more than one [combination

or

lock].  Hence, if you can get a key you won't get the combo, or

vice-versa.  It

takes four people to open the door -- plus the security team verifying
passwords, etc.  This is the most secure area I have ever seen in the Air

Force.

So naturally they rely on the discretion of their most trusted and reliable
officer, the one-year veteran Sgt. Newbie Whistleblower.

"I was picked to be a key holder, which meant that I was armed, and told

to

escort the individual who needed [access to] the vault, along with the

three

others needed to open the door. [snip more boring bits]..we spent about

four hours

preparing to open the vault.  It is that secure.

Four hours for four people to open a vault door? It's a good thing they
didn't need to open it in a hurry. And you believe this crap?

That was when I started asking
questions about why a small rod would require so much security.  The

underlings

such as me hadn't a clue, but when I started asking others I was told not

to

worry about it.  One officer that I knew personally once said under his

breath

that it was 'proof,' but when I pressed him he denied saying it.  The only

other

response I got, from people who obviously didn't know, [was] that it

probably

had something to do with all the UFOs that supposedly visit the base."

Shyah. Well of course it was, flyboy. So these guys "obviously didn't know",
but you thought you'd mention it anyway. Right.

This soldier has no doubt that he saw something very extraordinary in that
vault, but he was highly skeptical of a UFO connection until he had his

own

amazing sighting at Bentwaters some time later.  Here is his account.

[snip more preposterous bollocks]

So your "facts" consist of an unlikely-sounding story with several internal
inconsistancies, unsupported by any sort of evidence, and supposedly told by
an anonymous source to Michael Lindemann, who is a saucer-head himself. What
is this? An attempt to get into the Guiness Book of Records for the lowest
ever amount of credibility?

-- 
Cliff Smith

"And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere.
And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together,
guys."