David Icke is a net.kook who has made a living klaiming that lizard
men were taking over the Earth.  Little does he realize, that the real
lizard men have been zapping him with mind kontrol rays, to make him
so silly as to render him unbelievable to all except other net.kooks,
and who is going to listen to them?

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Grand Inspector of the K00kfinder General
Skepticult Member 518-27581-876

"We're not laughing with you." - Skepticult Creed

"In my life, I have prayed only one prayer in asking 
for divine favor: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.'
And God granted it."  - Voltaire