"Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." wrote:

Ever get into an argument with a skeptic only to end up
exasperated and feeling you've been bamboozled?

Ever waltz with a porcupine only to feel like you've met a prick?

Ever run with the bulls only to wonder where's the beef?

Ever swim with the dolphins only to find there was no porpoise?

Ever float with fish only to find you did it for the halibut?

BWAHAHA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Rick
www.ricksongs.com