In article <pGLPa.58$tn1.78050@news.uswest.net>, Brenadier Jehosephat says...

I'm trying to get away from Usenet k00ks and trolls and was told that there
are none in AAV.  Is this true?

KooKs: Patrick, Wilson, U. "Whore-House" Bob, Hughe/Sucke, 
Davis, Useful Idiot Jeff George, Sludge, R. Quack, Whorelow
GooGooian, ASF-Wipe, Chen-Destabilizers, Wider "Anal" Sham-
D. Hertz,  Lewis, Chump-Pest, Cap. Mak Shitley,  
Wally Anglesea, Howell, Twit..

spOOks: Borsch, Echelon Spin-etti, Adams, Weller, O-BORG,
Wisenheimer, Cadwell

2003 Update: Usenet UFO spOOk-KooK-Trolls List//How to Debunk Anything!

This list is a public service to those who want to constructively and
collectively use these newsgroups.  Do not under any circumstance let these
charlatans fool you: The alien presence is the highest classified secret that
our Pentagon carefully guards.  

America's military and related aerospace industries have known about the
Extraterrestrial presence since at least the 1947 Roswell dual UFO crashes.
Certain industries have been privy to back-engineered alien technology for over
50 years.  All of this classified information is heavily compartmentalized, with
no one group having the entire picture. In addition, civilian-research UFO
groups have been heavily infiltrated throughout the decades and UFO researchers
and witnesses have been threatened, intimidated and killed.  This still goes on
to this very day.  UFO abductees and investigators from Dr. Karla Turner to Jim
Keith met some very unexpected deaths.

The body of objective scientific evidence to prove the alien presence is
overwhelmingly in the positive and much extraordinary information has been made
available. Correspondingly, there would be no easy way to inform the public of
the totality of the Extraterrestrial existence, and no one government or
military group to present it.  The situation is extremely complex, with some of
the data quite disturbing.   The sudden announcement of the true reality of ETs
would have a profound effect on Earth's cultural, financial, religious, and
social institutions.  In fact, it may be even more sinister than that; there
appears to be undeniable proof of a working relation between members of certain
Intelligence Agencies; the Pentagon and various off-world races that is totally
separate from the hundreds or even thousands of contactee cases from around the
Globe. 

One needs to factor in the perpetual hybridization program of ETs with humans,
the tens of thousands of animal mutilations on an ongoing worldwide basis and
the still unexplained phenomenon of crop impressions, some with very complex
geometric formulas that cannot be duplicated by mankind.  There also has been
state-of-the-art scientific research into investigating alien implants implanted
in humans.  The purpose of these alien implants appears to be to monitor and
control human behavior.  Likewise, the physics and materials research of the
alien craft, some of which have been back-engineered by covert aerospace
industries for over 54 years, have been incorporated in American weapons and
space programs. 

The total purpose of the alien agenda must still remain a huge mystery to the
top intelligence communities (NSA, NRO, NSC) that monitor and control the
information flow.  This makes the entire extraterrestrial reality extremely
complicated to comprehend and explain to the society at large. These are all
good reasons for the continued metered-release of the information, instead of
the just one big announcement.  This program seems to be working since the
majority of Americans have now heard of ETs, abductions, Area 51, and other
aspects of the alien presence, and no one seems to be panicking, yet!

The spOOks-Kooks-Trolls (SKT) methods are easy to decipher, they use them
repeatedly:

* They never address the good evidence in regards to the ET reality.  They will
never in any meaningful way discuss the good scientific work done on animal
mutilations; crop circles and pictographs, alien abductions; trace cases-where
the craft lands and leaves; recovered down craft; back engineering of alien
craft; surgically removed alien implants, outstanding videos from NASA, etc.

* The SKT's will not argue the evidence, they will attack the person presenting
the evidence. This is their top technique, make the poster the
center-of-attention, and then follow up each other's post with more nonsense.
The Usenet Debunkers are like a pack of hungry wolfs, the first one makes a
snide remark about the poster and the others follow suit.  Flame wars galore. DO
NOT LET THIS TECHNIQUE FOOL YOU, there is real good information on these
newsgroups!  

Other distinguishing features of the spOOks-KooKs-Trolls:

*Make comments unrelated to do with the subject matter. 
*Have closed minds and can't be bothered by facts.
*Refuse to do a stitch of research on this topic.
*Never get within 50 feet of a witness or researcher.
*Attack any book on the topic (except those by the CIA propriety press:
Prometheus).
*Supply gobs and gobs of mis- and dis-information.
*Claim there isn't a credible photo when there has been hundreds if not
thousands of them, as well as thousands of hours of videos.  
*Straw man attack.-they will fashion a dummy position held by a UFO researcher.
Then proceed to rip it apart. Many will discredit the researcher on this false
premise.
*Invoke authority.
*Dismiss the charges as "old news."
*Set the criteria for "proof" incredibly high so that it could never be reached.
*Always ignore the first-hand testimony of witnesses to the unexpected credible
sightings.
*Practice scientific research by proclamation not investigation.