The following was written on Mon, 14 Jul 2003 10:55:34 GMT and is a fine
example of why all of us at alt.usenet.kooks are just so fascinated with
"Kavik Kang" <Kavik_Kang@hotmail.com>: 

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I would love to go too China!

Then go.

It looks like a wonderful country!

Depends where, specifically.

But
I'm sure I wouldn't find any sign of your silly wall anywhere if I
went there. If it were there, there would be some evidence of that
fact, and none has yet been provided.

Oh my god.  You actually don't believe that the Great Wall exists?!

Really, so you feel such an emotiobal attachement to this alledged
wall of yours that you believe that you can actually feel it's
physical effects upon you? Wow! That's a new one, nobody has ever made
that claim before. You could be the key too this whole mystery!!! 
Then again, you might just be the biggest Wallie kook ever. One of the
other, haha. 

What?  The hell?  Are you talking about?

A 2,000 mile long wall, built over a mountain range, by primitive
people...

Yes.

too keep out evil spirits.

No, it was built to keep out vicious, marauding hordes.

If that isn't an extraordinary claim, I don't know what is.

You made up the part about the evil spirits, k00k.

I don't think you'll find anyone to
support your position that there must be an extra-terrestrial aspect
to a claim for it too be extraordinary, although it is interesting
that you would attempt to say that it does.

Exactly where was this suggested, and by whom?

Some k00ks are just so ignorant.

-- 
"The name Einstuerzende Neubauten is not originally an anarchist slogan.  
It's an architectural phenomenon, like your "sick building syndrome."  
Neubau means "new built" - the official designation for postwar.  Many 
Neubautens were constructed of steel-reinforced concrete; the walls are 
held in place by the ceilings, and the weight of the floor above stabilizes 
the building. But succumbing to "material stress," they are known to 
collapse - einstuerzende - of themselves.  The classic example of this was 
the Berlin Kongresshalle, which was a gift from your government.  This 
collapsed in the first week after we formed.  It seemed like a good omen."
-Blixa Bargeld

"I've even routed busses to the Gulf of New Mexico."
-Mister X, aka The Amazing Toilet Urkel: whining netKKKop, delusional pro 
wrestling enthusiast, failed troll, toilet cleaner, Steve Urkel lookalike, 
and the recipient of the June 2003 Golden Killfile award
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