Subject: Re: Phil Klass Terminates
From: Fritz Wuehler
Date: 19/07/2003, 20:00
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo

On Fri, 18 Jul 2003, "James Oberg" <jamesoberg@houston.rr.com> wrote:
"An Metet" <anmetet@liberty.gmsociety.org> wrote in message
Make no mistake, his retirement nest will be well-feathered with
covert dollars.

If so, I bet he hasn't declared them with IRS.

Why don't you formally complain to the 'Snitch-Line'
and claim your 10% 'Finders Fee'?

Somebody did that to me some years ago.
I got a call from an IRS agent in Austin
who sounded puzzled, since he had
received exactly such an accusation --
that I had a hidden subsidy from the gummint
that I wasn't paying taxes on.

I explained to him the kind of nutcases
one encounters in the world of UFOria.

He laughed, and agreed that sounded right.

"The crayon should have been the clue," he added.

...and the moral of this fascinating story is? 
people who believe in UFOs are nutcases,
'cus they scrawl ridiculous accusations on tatty
bits of paper. And not only that - they are too
brain-damaged to write with pens, so they prefer
kid's crayons.
      Oh my God, this is so resourceful, James,
not merely your stunning, brilliant intellect which
leaves me quite breathless, but the fact that there might
be some money in it too! I'm so impressed! 

Do you think TIPS would be interested? this guy
might be a known terrorist!

Jeez, however could I have thought there was 
anything to this UFO stuff. What you have 
described has shattered my illusions forever.
Now I realise I have been mistaken all along,
maybe I should unwrap this silver foil from
around my head, and take up gardening or 
something harmless.