In article <3EFF01A7.7480B9C0@flagship1.com>, Flagship1 of the Paranormal
says...

Re: HELP WANTED--Credible UFO Debunkers!!//ASAP!

"Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." wrote:

WANTED: Credible UFO Debunkers!

To those concerned:

Please, please, please send us some credible UFO debunkers.
We have never asked and will never ask for great debunkers,
we will never even ask for even good debunkers.

I predict they will use this post to claim that they've have 
been "invited" here. 

Rest assured that the debunkers have NEVER been invited here.
As a group they have infiltrated these democratic newsgroups
and have tried to ruin them with their naziesque Stalinist ways.

True patriots, liberty-lovers, real freedom-fighters
and justice-for-all folks, like myself, have stood up
to these thugs, bullies, hate-mongers and traitors
to ALL MANKIND!!  The time to action was
yesterday, but today will have to do!!

We know whom the debunkers are,
we know whom their sympathizers are,
we know whom their friends are
and we know which truth-terrorist
organizations supports them.

All we need now is a blank
check from the Octagon [the Pentagon
within the Pentagon] to go after them.
We firmly believe that we can round them up,
give all of them a super-secret military tribunal
and then ship them off to Kingdom Come!!

It would be so much easier if the debunkers would
just give up and turn themselves over to the
proper authorities.  I can assure them that
all that will happen, if they cooperate,
is a brief interrogation.  Of course if they
choose to withhold any relevant information,
they may have to stay a bit longer.  Say about
50 years or so!!