| Subject: What will happen to debunkers now that the cover-up is over??//10 suggestions!! |
| From: Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. |
| Date: 29/07/2003, 17:53 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct,sci.skeptic |
What will happen to debunkers now that the cover-up is over??
10) Debunk something useful like the Big-Bang theory?
9) Manage the Dixie Chicks fan-club.
8) Apologize to all honest UFO researchers/\.
7) Join the circus so they can clean up the elephant cage!
6) Feed J. O-BORG cheese-burger intravenously!
5) Correct Project Blue Book!
4) Put Phil Klass out to pasture.
3) Burn all copies of the Condon Report.
2) Destroy statue of Carl Sagan.
1) Demand they were "believers" the whole time.