Subject: Re: An Apology To Twonky, Ex-Love Of My Life!
From: nyceddie@webtv.net (E. L.)
Date: 02/08/2003, 22:57
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,sci.skeptic,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.alien.research

 
An Apology To Twonky.........
Group: alt.alien.visitors
Date: Wed, Jul 30, 2003, 8:19am
(EDT-3)
From: Campbell_Harlow@hotmail.com
(Harlow)

Twonky, I apologize.................Really.

I had no idea that you were female or I
wouldn't have picked on you.

The fact that you are 70-80 pounds
overweight and are really ugly, smoke
both cigarettes and pot and are a shut-in
to boot, has nothing to do with it.

Sincerely,
Harlow

Harlot: 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at
all.  Sorry for your loss.  Returning to your closet?  Don't spank the
monkey!

e.l.