Subject: Re: What will happen to debunkers now that the cover-up is over??//10 suggestions!!
From: Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A.
Date: 02/08/2003, 15:32
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct

In article <inkmivgt5vcq11mfveis71vpgpv79u5rpm@4ax.com>, House Widdershins
says...
But, what of the above is considered "hard, unambiguous, physical"
evidence? 

Do you think it's right that you of all people,
should be asking for "hard..physical evidence?"

Although UFO debunkers credibility is now
at an historical all time low, nobody thought
they would fall to the gutter level: relations
with animals, frequent whore houses, 
spending all day spreading themselves in feces,
anal-sex fiends, wandering the streets
yelling bwa-bwa-bwa, and much more!!

I pity you Wider-Sham, that is why you
can't be shown you physical "hard" evidence.
It's for your own protection!!

What will happen to the debunkers now that the UFO cover-up is officially over??

10) Debunk something useful like the Big-Bang theory?

9) Manage the Dixie Chicks fan-club.

8) Apologize to all honest UFO researchers and ask for forgiveness.

7) Join the circus so they can clean up the elephant cages!

6) Feed J. O-BORG cheese-burger intravenously!

5) Denounce and correct Project Blue Book!

4) Put Phil (No)-Klass out to pasture. 

3) Burn all copies of the Condon Report.

2) Dismantle statue of Carl Sagan.

1) Demand that they were "believers" the whole time.




Subject:      Looking for erotic fun in Seattle, Washington
From:         Wider Anal Sham
Slightly eccentric professional man in Pacific Northwest seeks
partner for no-strings-attached anal-arrangement.
Interested in mucho anal (squeezably soft tush a real plus)
Marital status unimportant.
Interest in paranormal phenomena a real plus!!
Wider Anal Sham

From: House Widdershins <sinistre@concentric.net>
Organization: Concentric Internet Services
This will likely be my final post to usenet. 
You're a proven liar.  You've posted hundreds of times since then!
......kiss my ass....   
NO WIDER SHAM, NO!!