Subject: Re: Naked skepticism or why debunkers are ALWAYS demonstrably wrong!!
From: Sir Arthur
Date: 05/08/2003, 20:06
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct

In article <3F2FFDC0.6080201@frontiernet.net>, hugh says...

Because debunkers are funny and you are not!

What is it with the huge Queer Faction� in this newsgroup.
Hughe/Sucke, Anal-Sham, Whore House Bob..
Sheesh. Sad, very sad.

Not funny, huh, Sucke.

Here's a funny, funny joke.
I hope YOU like it (although it isn't queer so you may not!!)

One day in the future 

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.   He immediately
goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no
room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going
to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.   I'll even let
YOU decide who leaves." 

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.  In
it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing
over and over again. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't
think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day
long". 

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledgehammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be  in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," said George. 

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the  floor
with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs in a spread eagle  pose. 

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush looked  in
disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." 

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."