Re: On Witness Intimidation - The Debunkers' Basic Weapon

Reply to article by: Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. <nospam@newsranger.com>
Date written: Sat, 02 Aug 2003 20:52:51 GMT
MsgID:<DwVWa.14087$cJ5.1264@www.newsranger.com>

Why the fuck, would any civilisation from out of space wish to come to a
shithole like earth.

I'm glad you asked that!!

Why visit Earth? � 24 Reasons By Stanton Friedman

1. Graduate students doing thesis research on the development of a primitive
society, on the huge variety of languages here, the huge variety of genetic
stocks, etc.

2. Broadcasters with a weekly show "idiocy in the boondocks."

3. Mining engineers. Since the Earth is the densest planet in the solar system,
it has more relatively rare, very dense elements with very special
properties-such as uranium, platinum, osmium, rhenium, gold, tungsten-than any
other planet in the solar system.

4. Checking on this planet to which they banned bad guys and girls ages ago. It
was the Devils Island of the neighborhood, and that is why we are so nasty to
each other.

5. Potential observers of expected natural catastrophes, such as nuclear war, a
collision with a large orbiting body, asteroid etc.

6. Running special jaunts to this honeymoon capital of this corner of the
galaxy.

7. Guides for hunting and fishing expeditions seeking the weird wildlife
specimens cavorting about. No license required.

8. Specimen gatherers for ET zoos.

9. Gatherers of genetic material for hybridization, since we have a huge variety
of almost all biological and botanical materials, including humans. Other older
places may have long ago run out of many varieties.

10. Jailers of miscreants who are being punished by having to spend two weeks
near earth. Punishment to last a lifetime.

11. Advance men for the establishment of amusement parks. The land for
Disneyworld in Florida was bought up secretly in advance.

13. Proprietors of supply centers for travelers needing water, food, or various
hydrogen isotopes for their fusion or other propulsion systems. Sort of like the
English coaling stations on islands in the oceans in the last century. Or gas,
food, lodging next exit, perhaps on the side of the moon away from the earth.

14. Anthropologists checking on colonies left here millennia ago, perhaps as
part of a competition for who can do the best job.

15. Flyers doing their cross galaxy flying solos.

16.Training missions for space explorers, anthropologists, marines, navigators.

17. Repairmen for space communication systems, checking out the "new sources" of
electromagnetic waves fouling up their communications.

18.Antique and curio buyers from elsewhere gathering specimens and souvenirs.

19. Advance men for space missionaries like those who converted the natives in
Africa.

20. Talent recruiters for non-earthling sports teams. We on average seem to be
larger and stronger than our visitors.

21. Relativistic space travelers returning home after a short (pilot time)
journey.

22. Advance men planning an interstellar competition on neutral ground, such as
Iceland was for the Fisher Spaasky chess match.

23. Rescuers of arms caches left behind eons ago for use in warfare.

24. Intragalactic advance men for the next Olympics or for new hotels and
resorts.


Haha! It sounds so serious. Haha! Now do you have any *ACTUAL* serious reasons
or are you going to post more the same grocery store tabloid-like material like
you did here?

The Sage

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