edconrad@shenhgts.net (Ed Conrad) wrote in message news:<3f34f752.90753151@news.shenhgts.net>...

TODAY IN HISTORY -- Aug. 25, 1981 --
Ed Conrad and sidekick Clayton Lennon
traveled 158 miles to the Smithsonian
Institution with the very first specimen
of petrified bone Ed discovered between
coal veins.

Well, Ed, I wonder if Lennon would appreciate that, after having been
on the planet for 96 years, he goes out being known as your
"sidekick."

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/first.jpg

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Only during the long trip home did they
realize they hadn't taken along enough
Vasoline for the good screwing Truth 
wound up getting.

Oh, no, Ed that isn't what happened at all. 

When you and Clayton were sent packing, that was a victory for truth,
Ed.

After all, a known liar and fraud like you can't presume to represent
truth.  You're like the wolf in sheep's clothing.

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