TODAY IN HISTORY -- Aug. 25, 1981 --
Ed Conrad and sidekick Clayton Lennon
traveled 158 miles to the Smithsonian
Institution with the very first specimen
of petrified bone Ed discoivered between
coal veins.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/first.jpg

Only during the long trip home did they
realize they hadn't taken along enough
Vasoline for the good screwing Truth got.