In article <4rtljvo04v1ceh8o2l8d430mlijbdaslik@4ax.com>, The_Sage says...

Reply to article by: melslurp@noabductions.org
Date written: Wed, 13 Aug 2003 05:18:14 GMT
MsgID:<sokjjvs2ruk48eu5b47unb5f71u2m7239h@4ax.com>

Huge inventory of intrustion/abduction prevention equipment!
On sale now at 50% off

Holographic sound barriers.........................$22.95
Selenium anti-abduction magnets...............$88.00/pair
'NO PROBE!' spray....................................$54.29
'After Abduction' DNA/forensic kit..............$300.00
White noise generator................................$10.00
Abduction shank(give it to 'em'!).................$14.95
'GRAY SPRAY'(makes 'em blind)................$35.00
MANY OTHER ITEMS ON SALE NOW!

I think I will order one of each above for Sir fArt wHole.

Listen here Sludge/Sage, save your money and invest it
in a large garbage can or two.  Then you can throw
your entire collection of tabloids, junk journals,
books by the spOOks Inc: Sagan, Klass, O-BORG,
Peebles etc. and your other nonsense away.

When you do that, please get back to me,
until then quit posting your utter nonsense,
I don't believe you even fool yourself anymore,
but if you do, seek treatment or commit yourself
to the nearest loony bin.  And take Patty,
U Bob, and Anal-Sham with you.  They are not 
well either.

Sir Arthur