On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:17:05 GMT, Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

In article <bhj348$3fb$1@pencil.math.missouri.edu>, barbara gaines says...

POWER OUTAGE TRACED TO DIM BULB IN WHITE HOUSE

THE TALE OF THE BRITS WHO SWIPED 800 JOBS FROM NEW YORK, CARTED OFF $90
MILLION, THEN TONIGHT, TURNED OFF OUR LIGHTS

Actually, that was just the first stage in our devious invasion plans.
As I write tens of thousands of British troops with back engineered
alien plasma rifles are taking and holding key positions throughout
the US. Before you realise what is happening the Union Jack will be
flying over America again.


David Patrick

PS I suppose I could point out that the BBC news report you've stolen
has nothing to do with aliens or UFOs, but you don't seem to have got
the hang of the terms 'ontopic' and 'offtopic'.