"Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA"
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In article <vjoeob7j9sc666@corp.supernews.com>,

Harry says...

Howdy Doctor Dick:

"Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA"
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Amalgamated Press - A truth-terrorist group

known

as the Cult of Useful Idiots took credit

today

for

exploding a gamma-ray bomb that knocked out

power

to the entire eastern seaboard.

This loosly-knit band of crack-pots,
paranoids, delusional whackos and
useful idiots have been responsible for
all kinds of mayehm, mostly plugging
up the alien usenet newsgroups.

Said researcher Sir Arthur Wholeflaffers,
"Yes, this does NOT surprise me that they
are implicated in this horrible deed.

I have been trying to tell the Octagon
(the Pentagon within the Pentagon) about
them for a very long time.  Now they will
have to take me seriously.  In addition,
where the hell did they get a gamma-ray bomb
to being with. I figured they had a slew
of neutron bombs, but this changes the
whole picture.  The Pentagon may
have to counter with the
magnesium-cobalt anti-matter bomb.
Let us pray it does not have to come to that.


End of article!!

Nice article.  It is even better than all of

those

other fictitious articles that you have been
posting lately.  Keep up the good work.

Close, but no cigar.  ALL of my writings
are 100% accurate, and even the so called
parody, like this one, has some TRUTH
to it.  There really is no doubt in my mind
that some faction of spOOks: corporate,
intel, military, are responsible for
this disaster.  Don't worry though
Borsch, you won't be called to testify.
But thanks for the compliment anyway.
How are things going at Ft. Meade
these days??

Artio

Sorry Holeflapper.  King of the Usenet Spooks and
myself are not at Fort meade, we are down on NE
18th street here in Portland, Oregon.  We are
looking for some escaped lunatic from the Salem
Asylum that lives in this area and posts
fictitious posts to this News Group.
-- 
CIAspook
The Original Man In Black