hugh <hughe@frontiernet.net> wrote in news:3F3D0ED7.8080606
@frontiernet.net:

Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA wrote:

In article <vjoeob7j9sc666@corp.supernews.com>, Harry says...

Howdy Doctor Dick:

"Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA"
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Amalgamated Press - A truth-terrorist group

known

as the Cult of Useful Idiots took credit today

for

exploding a gamma-ray bomb that knocked out

power

to the entire eastern seaboard.

This loosly-knit band of crack-pots,
paranoids, delusional whackos and
useful idiots have been responsible for
all kinds of mayehm, mostly plugging
up the alien usenet newsgroups.

Said researcher Sir Arthur Wholeflaffers,
"Yes, this does NOT surprise me that they
are implicated in this horrible deed.

I have been trying to tell the Octagon
(the Pentagon within the Pentagon) about
them for a very long time.  Now they will
have to take me seriously.  In addition,
where the hell did they get a gamma-ray bomb
to being with. I figured they had a slew
of neutron bombs, but this changes the
whole picture.  The Pentagon may
have to counter with the
magnesium-cobalt anti-matter bomb.
Let us pray it does not have to come to that.


End of article!!

Nice article.  It is even better than all of those
other fictitious articles that you have been
posting lately.  Keep up the good work.

Close, but no cigar.  ALL of my writings
are 100% accurate, and even the so called
parody, like this one, has some TRUTH
to it.  There really is no doubt in my mind
that some faction of spOOks: corporate,
intel, military, are responsible for
this disaster.  Don't worry though 
Borsch, you won't be called to testify.
But thanks for the compliment anyway.
How are things going at Ft. Meade
these days??

Artio

Harry

Well Moron your wrong again,
I was on 2 meter just before it began. Many thought the lighting 

strike 

was wrong. I did connect with a man in Canada who said they had 

problems

over an hour before NY state did. And most people in the area Blame 

you!

In fact there is a movement to name this Blackout the Wholeflapper 

fuck 

up! The votes are still pouring in and your leading two to one. Your 
against the Lightning strike black out.  Looks good for you to be 

named

the cause of the problem. Hope your proud Jerry. All your monster 

posts

did the grid in. And from all the people in NY and Canada, Ohio and 

the 

rest. We will get you sucker

LOL!  Give 'im 'ell.  Posters who disrupt the powergrid deserve 
nothing less than execution, confinement to camps, or the removal of 
all offending posts!