Reply to article by: Sir Arthur Issac Newton Wholeflaffers ASA <nospam@newsranger.com>
Date written: Thu, 14 Aug 2003 20:28:34 GMT
MsgID:<ShS_a.15712$cJ5.1657@www.newsranger.com>

Huge inventory of intrustion/abduction prevention equipment!
On sale now at 50% off

Holographic sound barriers.........................$22.95
Selenium anti-abduction magnets...............$88.00/pair
'NO PROBE!' spray....................................$54.29
'After Abduction' DNA/forensic kit..............$300.00
White noise generator................................$10.00
Abduction shank(give it to 'em'!).................$14.95
'GRAY SPRAY'(makes 'em blind)................$35.00
MANY OTHER ITEMS ON SALE NOW!

I think I will order one of each above for Sir fArt wHole.

Listen here Sludge/Sage, save your money and invest it
in a large garbage can or two.  Then you can throw
your entire collection of tabloids, junk journals,
books by the spOOks Inc: Sagan, Klass, O-BORG,
Peebles etc. and your other nonsense away.

I would do that but it would requite that I be able to fit your 300 pound lard
ass into that same garbage can, but I just don't think it will all fit.

When you do that, please get back to me,
until then quit posting your utter nonsense,
I don't believe you even fool yourself anymore,
but if you do, seek treatment or commit yourself
to the nearest loony bin.

You are talking lucid again...please don't skimp on the medicine your
psychiatrist gave you!

And take Patty,
U Bob, and Anal-Sham with you.  They are not 
well either.

Are they in the same room as you are in your mental institution? Please give
them your "Get Well" card I sent you as consulation.

The Sage

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Just say no to organized superstitions, blind faith beliefs, and
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