Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

What is a UFO?--The definition!

For confirmed skeptics,[SLAP]

detecting a kook is no problem. They are the people who post megabytes of 
incoherent screed (either self written or taken from a webs[h]ite) and stupid 
conspiracy theories.