Subject: [OT] Incredibly kooky email
From: "Mr. 4X" <random.bfrhzt@qpcdke.invalid.com>
Date: 01/09/2003, 21:23
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranormal,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.aliens.they-are-here,alt.usenet.kooks

[Followups set]

Some nut sent the following bullshit to me in email:

Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed cam is
From: [name deleted]
To: [addresses deleted of course]

-- Message contains attachments  --

Hello, 
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to 
get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time 
travel circuit to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to 
follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built 
out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics 
you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you 
have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit 
available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering 
it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: 
[reply address]
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You
[name deleted]

[END OF EMAIL]

I felt just guilty about not giving a chance to all readers of AAR, AAV
and of course AUK laugh at this...

I wonder what this is all about. The sender says (s)he will pay for something,
but I doubt that even a hardcore Star Trek nut (such as Robert McAsshole)
would believe this crap.