Re: Anyone who likes sheep...

Harlow is a gay caballero.  He has gay thoughts but doesn't want to let
on that he would just love to receive a dick up his ass but he doesn't
want to lose his virginity to a man he may not love.

So, he vents his homosexual tendencies by wearing a caftan which, as we
all know, doesn't have a zipper which would make a disturbing sound in
the quiet of night, and sneaking up on unsuspecting sheep to get his
rocks off all the while thinking of some nice, young teenage boy, 'cause
he ain't got the guts to approach a full-grown man who might turn out to
be as hung as porno star John Holmes.  Secretly, Harlow wanted to be a
priest, they also wear robes (caftans).  There you have it, folks.

el
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Re: Anyone who likes Enterprise   
 
Group: alt.alien.visitors Date: Sun, Sep 21, 2003, 9:30am (EDT-3) From:
theeSage@azrmci.net (The_Sage) 
Reply to article by: Pete Charest <BigDog@SharpTeeth.com> Date written:
Sat, 20 Sep 2003 22:08:37 GMT
MsgID:<6ojpmv4cjk8uae97t9u65a8osqu0qkqc51@4ax.com> 
is gay. 
Even T-Pol...the hottest chick in known space, isn't enough to make this
awful show good enough to watch. 
And what the fuck is with that really awful theme song? Sounds like a
gay national anthem. 
Sounds like all you can think about is gay things. If you aren't gay
already, you have latent gay feelings. Please go subscribe to alt.gay
where you will fit right in. 
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The Sage
Gay Spotter 
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