I live in a rather small city.
But even our central public library
has over 150 books about UFOs and Aliens.

That's probably where you'll find some answers to your questions.

Have fun reading them all  !!

I did.

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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 18:23:55 +0100, Heather
<no_spam@inside.address.com> wrote:

I have a number of difficult but very important questions which happen
to involve very good friends of mine. They deal with questions about
alien intervention which have perplexed me for many years now. If you
can help please do.

First of all why is it that, generally speaking, the individuals
selected by the aliens to be examined are usually regarded by their
neighbours and colleagues (before and after their abduction) as right
plonkers?  It may well be that the aliens are interested in forensic
psychiatry, but if that's the case then why give such dickheads
messages for the rest of mankind? Who do the aliens think will believe
them? It seems to me that they would be far better of, should they
want individuals to tell the world, to choose some one the rest of us
would at least listen to. 

I raise this as my initial point because I have first hand experience
of such individuals. My charity is always extended to the local drunks
of the village where I was brought up. I attended school with them.
Whilst they make a reasonable living they are by no means the sharpest
tools in the box. But to be fair to them, they generally get by with
only one or maybe two admissions to the acute unit each year. At
school they were regarded as either weird and/or dullards and to a
great extent performed (academically) as such. One of them has been
abducted twice, both times at Hogmany (a period of drinking to excess)
and not only was his brain removed for examination his intestinal
tract was taken for cloning.(His three friends believe totally.) He
has been on TV on a number of occasions talking about his ordeal. (One
of our school pals is now a well known TV reporter and correspondent
for a couple of US TV stations) One night when both the reporter and
myself were carrying him home he confided in us that he had met the
aliens that night in the toilet of the pub and  that the mother ship
was going to show herself to us that night. It never happened and in
the morning he couldn't remember meeting any one let alone aliens.
Mind you we did not take him seriously because the reporter buddy
found him, in the middle of winter, up to his waist in the river
looking for his respiratory system which he had lost the night before.
All four are lovable, friendly, kind and helpful people but although I
love them they are accurately regarded as plonkers. The one thing you
do not take from them is advice. Surely the aliens being superior to
us would know this and find a messenger whom their intended audience
would find credible?

The second point I have to raise here is why do the aliens blow people
up like balloons? And, why stick things up the subjects rectum,
vagina, urethra down their throats? Anatomical literature is full of
information right down to minute details of cell content so why do
they risk exposure by, 
1) using a duff anaesthetist (the subjects are half awake, feel pain
and remember what was done to them!)?
2) replicating such experiments not just once but dozens of times? 
UFO literature is full of this sort of account.
3)allowing their research subjects to live and return to their homes?
Not all are given a message!

The more intelligent of my four pals is convinced, and he is not alone
in his conviction a number of English universities have given grants
and facilities to academics researching this field, that crop circles
are the creation of aliens who are trying to contact humans. Now given
that the aliens tend to take dickheads for research they should have
been able to work out by now that, given the quality of the material
they examined and the info gained, no one on earth could possibly work
out what the message might be! So why communicate in such a perverse
way? They would be better of taking a course with LinguaPhone. One of
my buddies tells me that they may well be different aliens who do not
have access to the others research! The wonders of whiskey!!

The other point which has worried me for some time is the need by
aliens to have lights on the side of their space craft whilst in
flight? I could see the need for having lights on the side whilst
docked to or in the mother ship but not whilst in flight. Revolving
lights at that! Maybe someone forgot to switch them off! That could
happen once and maybe twice but not all the time.

I would be interested in getting a thread going on all of the above
topics. But it seems to me that only the more seasoned  UFO watcher
would have the knowledge and experience with which to bring to bear on
such matters.