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Curtis R. Greenwald,  founder, president and chief
executive of Bots-R-Us, during a press conference
in his oblong office this morning, announced that 
measures have been taken to resolve the current crisis.
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Mr. Greenwald, looking rather dapper in his sharkskin
suit following a two-week hospital stay, announced that 
Bots-R-Us is offering a $25,000 reward  for information
leading to the apprehension of bot.v1.Sienkiewicz.
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This hostile, embecilic bot has been passing itself off
as know-it-all, boneheaded, pseudoscientist  Attorney
David Sienkiewicz and has been causing great aggravation
in newsgroups everywhere, including all the ships at sea.
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"For the sake of the children, I won't spell out the aggravation
this bot is causing," said The President, his hands in the air
as to infer quotes. "But take it from me -- Curtis R. Greenwald,
founder, president and chief executive officer of Bots-R-Us --
this bot is causing a great deal of pain south of everybody's
lower back."

Greenwald has released a picture of bot.v1.sienkiewicz.
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 ONLY KNOWN PHOTO OF ATTY. DAVID SIENKIEWICZ
             (Barnum & Bailey File Photo, 1978)

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Helen Thomas, the veteran White House correspondent,
was on hand for the press conference since she was 
vacationing near corporate headquarters in Walla Walla, WA.
However, CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox Network, Associated Press,
Reuters, 60 Minutes, MSNBC, CNN, Walter Cronkite, Larry 
ing, John Cameron Swayze and Huntley nor Brinkley, could
make it because they were tied up covering with other major
news. However, all had sent Mr. Greenwald their regrets.
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  PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
   DISCOVERED BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS
        Why bot.v1.sienkiewicz Has Gone Bananas

Here's a portion of the petrified human skull, identified as such
by no less than world famous bone expert Wilton Krogman. It's
a calvarium (a portion of a skull with the eye sockets broken off).

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg

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A CATscan was performed on it, revealing a hidden protrustion
that matches that of a human skull. Also, Haversian canals have
been found, confirming it indeed is bone. Meanwhile, dried
blood was discovered during testing by American Medical
Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
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Here's the petrified human femur still embedded in slate.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z8femur.jpg

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Here's the petrified human finger, with fingernail:
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FINGER/MVC-008S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FINGER/MVC-011S.JPG

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Here's the petrified human toe (with toe nail), found only
10-15 feet from the petrified finger.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-017S.JPG

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Here are the petrified human finger and the petrified human
toe shown together.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-016S.JP

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Here's the specimen that Krogman identified as a tibia. It contains
Haversian canals, proof of bone, and dried blood was found on it
during American Medical Laboratory testing. This is the specimen
that was fraudulently tested by Andrew MacRae (who produced
microscopic photos of the cell structure of a rock on the false
pretext that he was showing the cell structure of this specimen).
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/newtibia.jpg

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This is the boulder containing the complete human skull. 
Testing has confirmed the presence of Haversian canals
 and American Medical Laboratories discovered it contains
dried blood. 
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg

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Here's a petrified human mandible (frontal). 
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-002S.JPG

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Here's a portion of a human mandible (side).
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-006S.JPG

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Here's a giant petrified tooth.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg

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Here's the petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg

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Here's the petrified fetus of some large animal.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/MVC-013F.JPG

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Here's another petrified fetus, still embedded in slate.
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 http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Day/MVC-005S.JPG

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Here are several views of portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
 identified as such by Wilton Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-010S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG

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Here's a photo of the same portion of a petrified giant
scorpion -- one found 22 years ago and one found just weeks
ago. The first was identified by Wilton Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/SCORPIONS/MVC-039S.JPG

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Here are two views of a piece of wood that appears to have been
handcarved for use as a tool or a weapon. 
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG

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 http://www.edconrad.com 

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