One of the team I will call the "pointman".
His primary-ID purpose is to establish the standard
level of belief and to respond to a large number
of posts promoting this standard. That is he must
directly support the official line which is:

1. There is no evidence that UFO are alien craft.
2. All observations are the result of:
a. Misidentification of natural phenomena
b. Misidentification of aircraft
c. Hallucination
d. Hoax
3. There is no reason to investigate the phenomenon
4. Anyone who disagrees with these first three
statements is either:
a. Ignorant of the facts (or lack of)
b. Delusional
c. Stupid
d. Tricked by UFOlogists

THIS IS BOLLOCKS !!!!!

AND THEY KNOW IT !

I USED TO FILL OUT 'OFFICIAL' UFO REPORTS !

Japanese shrimp boats a coming !

Bollocks

Misidentification of aircraft

Bollocks !

There are very few aircraft types I cannot identify !

Misidentification of natural phenomena

Obviously it occurs in SOME cases !

c. Hallucination

Yeah alright Wetherspoon's selling cheap beer !

Hoax

Must be talking about so-called Democracy ?

The rest is so pathetic it does not deserve a reply !

d. Tricked by UFOlogists = d. Tricked by C.I.A.ologists

Bollocks