On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 14:40:10 GMT, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A. <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

<snip paranoid lunacy>

If we, for a moment, assume that the above statements are true

What if we assume its not true?

As we captured more alien craft, the benefit and the paradox grew. We tried to
keep it under wraps in order to confuse a perceived enemy because whatever you
tell your friends, eventually gets told to the enemy. So it's not as simple as
saying, "Hey, we did retrieve an alien craft in 1947 and 19XX..., and now it's
time to tell you because the cold war is over."

You know, the government must really have a crappy record of keeping
all this captured alien technology a secret.  Think about it.  Despite
their tremendous efforts to supress the truth, the coverups are all a
complete failure.  Why?  Because YOU know about them!  The repressive
government and ignorant debunkers haven't been able stop the zealous
UFO researchers from discovering the stunning truth.  BTW just how ARE
you unearthing all this ultra top secret eyes only stuff anyhow?
Inbred Weekly World News readers everywhere want to know!

Also, why in the name of all that's holy are you only disseminating
this incredible knowledge on a few obscure Usenet groups and crappily
done web pages???  Shout it from the mountain!  It's your duty to
inform ALL of mankind about this.  Call every major network news
organization and newspaper around the world.  Knock on doors.  Hold
impromtu lectures at large universities.  Stand on street corners with
a bullhorn and signs proclaiming this knowledge to passing motorists
if you must.  BUT GET THE INFORMATION OUT THERE DAMMIT!

(Oh, and we'll just disregard the fact that you have absolutely no
serious evidence to back up any of these X-Files fairy tales.
Sshhhh!)