Science Conference Disrupted by Kooky anti-UFO Cult//"This Must Cease" Demands
Top-Cop!

A science conference in New York was disrupted today by a group of UFO debunkers
shouting slogans and carrying signs, which read in part "ETs don't phone home,
GO HOME" and "The Cover-up must continue."

Master of ceremonies and top astrophysicist Sir Arthur C. Wholeflaffer A.S.A.
was not amused by the antics of those whom he so aptly describes as "truth
terrorists."  

The annual symposium for the American Institute for the Advancement of
Alternative Science (AIAAS) otherwise went off without a hitch.  The topic of
discussions included free-energy generators, anti-gravity aircraft, human
cloning and living with off-world races known as extraterrestrials.  The ET
topic is what set the protestors off.

The disrupting mob has been confirmed to be an American affiliation known as
"The Cult of Useful Idiots."  Their main activities so far have been to plug-up
Usenet alien newsgroups with nonsense and viciously attack honest UFO
researches.  

Members of this outlaw cult include the monikers of Capt. Shitley (probably the
ring-leader), anut, THYROID, R. Quack, HVDAC, EEL, M. Davis, and P. Charest.  M.
Davis, also another potential outside agitator, has been put on the Federated
Bureau of Intimidation's (FBI) 10 Least Wanted List. 

Nevertheless, the meeting ended on an upbeat note.  100% of the attending
scientists admitted that they readily accept the well-documented facts proving
the alien presence, and plan to spread the word to the general public.  Sir
Wholeflaffer stated that "UFO debunkers will have to join the human race and
quit all their anti-democratic activities.  Or else, there are nice Old German
style "camps" that can assist them in reorganizing their troubled thoughts!"