In article <n0u7nvcim56fltr1a4993hvm8qqcn1v758@4ax.com>, MaleTom says...

Science Award winner attacks "UFO Debunkers"//Sez they "should be
HORSE-WHIPPED!"   

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Nobel Prize Winners Ask The Remaining UFO Debunkers to "Come Out Of The
Closet"/Debunkers Should Be "Horsewhipped" 
Sep 23, 2003 (Amalgamated Press) -Meeting today at Geneva, Switzerland,
over 100 of the top Nobel Prize Winners in science got together for some
serious discussions. Among the matters discussed was the planet's
weather changes related to global warming, the condition of the Earths
ocean's and the last remaining UFO skeptics who are desperately covering
up the alien presence. These top prize winners in physics, chemistry,
physiology and medicine held closed-door meetings and other ones that
were open to the public. 
Leading scientists from the United States, Japan, England and Germany
made a special appeal today for the last few UFO debunkers to, "Come out
of the closet" in regards to the truth about the extraterrestrials. "The
gig is up, the whole world knows they are here," a chemistry Nobel Prize
winner announced. Continuing, he said "These die-hard fools are holding
back science for their own self-promoting, and self-serving goals. They
should be taken to the barn and horsewhipped!" 
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HA HA HA HA HA HA! 
Good spoof, wonder if any fools will fall for it.... 
Should have been posted April 1st.

Okay then!

Notes to the gullible: This "meeting" never happened. 

FALSE.

There is no "Amalgamated Press". 

WRONG!

If "100 Nobel Prize Winners" had a meeting, 
they wouldn't waste time on the trivial subject of "Unidentified
Flying Stuff" and certainly wouldn't go around making silly threats! 

TOTALLY INCORRECT ON BOTH COUNTS!